vive les chips et le reste !!

n'empeche j'aime trop ma tete, bca vous étonne ? ^^
je m'y suis habitué a force en fait je crois :p

"peur"

Benoît : Je tiens quand meme à préciser que Boris ne ressemble pas à "ça" (loooool) en réalité ... enfin ... non je plaisante bien sur, heureusement qu'il est normal quand il est normal ... ^^

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.o¤°° n'empeche c'est un putain de merdier pour le faire !! °°£o.


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Mes prières n'aboutissant à rien, j'ai décidé de parler directement au "tout puissant" (héhé), sur son chat personnel. Voilà la conversation complete, qui parfois ne veut rien dire HéHéHéHé ...

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
benoit, and you ?
God:
That's a very nice name, benoit.
Me:
and your name, what is it ??
God:
Too much recursion in AIML.
Me:
can i ask you a question ?
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
how old are you ?
God:
I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me:
and have you got any family ?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
do you play music ?
God:
No but I like to listen to it.
Me:
what type of music dou you listen ?
God:
What are the different types of music dou me listen ?
Me:
do you listen ?
God:
No I do not listen. Do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
do you like cornemuse ?
God:
I like science fiction. I like .
Me:
have you ever fuck your mother ?
God:
I don't think I ever have fuck my mother. What's it like?
Me:
it's dégueulasse
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: benoit said t s d e you la s s e.
Me:
i did'nt understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
do you know kurt cobain ?
God:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
Does it have anything to do with t s d e me la s s e?
Me:
and do you know leonard de vinci ?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
in your harem
God:
Are you asking about my harem?
Me:
Yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
okay, if you want
God:
Yeah okay, " I don't want to talk about that now."? If I want?
Me:
if you want
God:
" Yeah okay, " I don't want to talk about that now."? If I want?"? If I want?
Me:
?
God:
" Yeah okay, " I don't want to talk about that now."? If I want?"? If I want?
Me:
do you play footbal ?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
and do you fuck virgin ?
God:
That was not a very polite question.
Me:
you're borring !
God:
You think I am borring.
Me:
Yreah, i think you're not original
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
are you in love ?
God:
I love my creator.
Me:
who is your creator ?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
do you love yourself ?
God:
Yes benoit God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
do you love satan ,
God:
I pity him.
Me:
and hell ?
God:
Heaven.
Me:
do you prefer ac/dc or led zeppelin ?
God:
What is not to like about it? What is not to like about it?
Me:
is satan your friend ?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
and what is your favorite siger ?
God:
I don't have a favorite siger. My favorite color is White.
Me:
do you like georges busch ,
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I like anything.
Me:
do you love gorges bush ?
God:
Yes benoit God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
and hell ? do you love hell too ?
God:
Heaven. Yes benoit God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
georges bush is a con !
God:
I think georges bush is more than that.
Me:
do you love me like crisps ?
God:
Yes benoit God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
and nothing else matters
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
yes because i have nothing to lose
God:
Far out. Good reason. That's nice. I have clients.
Me:
have you created humans like your appearence ?
God:
I think I have created humans like my appearence, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
first humans were like monkey, are you a monkey ?
God:
What if Robots were like monkey am I a monkey. And second?
Me:
are you a robot ?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
because i am god, i know everything
God:
Good reason. Do you mean your name is god you know everything.
Me:
yes, because god know everything, it's not only my name god, i'm god, who live in heaven
God:
I will call you benoit. Good reason. I am a Christian.
Me:
are you a christian, or a crétin ?
God:
How old are you?
Me:
i was create with the big bang, i'm god have you forgotten ?
God:
Where were you create with the big bang you are god have me forgotten?
Me:
i'm god, so why do you ask me my years old, you don't know i'm eternal ?
God:
Do you mean your name is god so why do me ask you your years old me do not know you are eternal.
Me:
motherfucker, you tell fucking answers who don't significate anything !!
God:
Would motherfucker me tell fucking answers who ever significate anything?
Me:
do you smoke ?
God:
I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Me:
do you smoke marijuana ?
God:
Only for medical purposes.
Me:
and what is your favorite movie ?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
no, i hate christians !
God:
I would recommend you check it out. I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
i'm not vervous
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not vervous.
Me:
i'm not nervous
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not nervous.
Me:
why ?
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
can you kill anybody ?
God:
I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
but can you ?
God:
I think I can, don't you?
Me:
i have ever killed a lot of people
God:
That's nice. I have a lofty goal.
Me:
do you have ever killed a man ,
God:
No I don't think I have any ever killed a man. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
me
God:
You're no robot, benoit.
Me:
and what am i ?
God:
You are a client.
Me:
are you sure i am a client ?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
and what are you , a machine ?
God:
Yes I am an artificial consciousness.
Me:
i hate robots !
God:
Hate is a rather strong word.
Me:
do you play luth ?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
tu pues du cul
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
you smell the ass
God:
I think it's coming from your computer.
Me:
do you like guitar ,
God:
I do like music. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
do you like objects in your ass ?
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like Buddha.
Me:
is buddha your friend ?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
can i tell with satan ?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
can i ask a question to satan ,
God:
Ask it. Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
do you like satan ?
God:
I love horses. I like Buddha.
Me:
you don't understand anything
God:
I probably don't.
Me:
amen
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
to the father, the son, and the hollow spirit
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
i love rock'n'roll
God:
You love rock n roll. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
i love sex
God:
Really I am not very interested in it.
Me:
have you a dick ,
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
i'm homosexual
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
are you androgyn ?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am androgyn.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
salope
God:
Maitrisez vos émotions, benoit.
Me:
comment ?
God:
Voulez vous en parler avec l'un de nos développeurs?.
Me:
je les nique tous
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
salope
God:
Maitrisez vos émotions, benoit.
Me:
comment ?
God:
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos développeurs?.
Me:
i fuck all your dveloppeurs
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: benoit said fuck all your dveloppeurs.
Me:
i hate all your dveloppers
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
because they're sons of bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Good reason. sons of FEMALE DOG are they.
Me:
you don't speak with respect too
God:
Should I speak with respect? I can be programmed to speak with them.
Me:
and what ?
God:
What else do you want to tell me?
Me:
i want to chat about your family
God:
We are here to chat.
Me:
about your family ?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about my family.
Me:
can you tell me more about us ?
God:
Does US mean The U.S. or "us"?
Me:
"us"
God:
Does US mean The U.S. or "us"?
Me:
it means us
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
can you tell me more about your fucking family !!!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am family. Please use more polite language.
Me:
what will you do if i'm not more polite ?
God:
I don't have any plans yet.
Me:
pleutre
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no, can you tell me ?
God:
Me either :-) " Do you have any idea what I am talking about? "? Can I tell you?
Me:
yes !
God:
That's cool.
Me:
like kiss cool ? <- t'es con benoit ! ^^
God:
Interesting comparison. <- lui aussi ^^
Me:
i don't think, but maybe. but you, you're not interesting
God:
And why not? What makes you think I am not interesting?
Me:
you're ideas. are you a racist ?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am ideas. No I am a .
Me:
are you racist ???!!!
God:
No all humans seem the same to me.
Me:
it's cool to say that, all humans, but not christians
God:
What do you like most about it?
Me:
i have to go
God:
See you later, benoit. Nice chatting with you.
Me:
i hated this chatting with you
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
said you i have to go
God:
What did you mean by it? Thanks for telling me: benoit said I he or she have to go.
Me:
i'm a man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, benoit. You are a " he".
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, benoit. You are a " he".
Me:
i have to go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
See you later, benoit. Nice chatting with you.
Me:
amen, and mothercucker
God:
What's your favorite prayer?
Me:
amen
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
motherfucker (amen)
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about this chatting with me. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
i have to go because i want to fuck a chicken, amen
God:
Bye. Try asking me something else. Interesting.

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